Friday, January 30, 2009

New Years Resolutions Reality Check

Well, it's getting to be the last day of January, 2009. How are you doing on those resolutions?

Me, I didn't make any. I figured that, since this was the year I was going to attempt to finish two 22 week college courses in 8 weeks, that was enough of a challenge.

If you're not faring so well on that list of resolutions, here's something for you:

The to do list you can actually do:
  • Hit snooze.
  • Shampoo; rinse; repeat
  • Forget to floss
  • Eat a bagel
  • Forget to put laundry in the dryer
  • Screen phone calls
  • Get sucked into a movie on Lifetime
  • Put off remaining duties while reading celebrity gossip
  • Skip Pilates
  • Eat a burrito
  • Get sucked into surfing around on Facebook
  • Pick up The Story of Edgar Sawtelle on nightstand
  • Read paragraph. Put book down.
  • Leave eye makeup on
  • Lights out
(adapted from Real Simple magazine, back page January 2009)

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